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Staff Trace Estes
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Post Number: 341
Registered: 01-2010


Posted on Wednesday, August 25, 2010 - 01:39 pm:   Edit Post Print Post

Okee dokee

I've heard of the dog days of summer, but this quiet around here is making me batty.
Maybe we need to get the creative juices flowing.

SO!!

Let's play Cap this:

Enter as many times as you want.
This is an adult playground, so anything goes.

The object of this game is to make me snort whatever I'm drinking through my nose and onto my monitor.

Fire when ready.
.

Sometimes you're the dog.
Sometimes you're the hydrant.
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Staff Trace Estes
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Posted on Wednesday, August 25, 2010 - 01:40 pm:   Edit Post Print Post

1
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Sometimes you're the dog.
Sometimes you're the hydrant.
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Staff Trace Estes
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Posted on Wednesday, August 25, 2010 - 01:43 pm:   Edit Post Print Post

Today Bart decided he was going to take his seeing eye job to the next level.
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Sometimes you're the dog.
Sometimes you're the hydrant.
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Staff Trace Estes
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Post Number: 344
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Posted on Wednesday, August 25, 2010 - 01:45 pm:   Edit Post Print Post

If you kids don't quiet the fuck down,
I'm coming back there and rip you
some new assholes.

Then I'll sniff at them
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Sometimes you're the dog.
Sometimes you're the hydrant.
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Staff Colin Ward
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Post Number: 60
Registered: 12-2009


Posted on Wednesday, August 25, 2010 - 11:00 pm:   Edit Post Print Post

Concerned citizens began to wonder if authorities had gone too far with dog licensing.
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Melanie L Huber
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Post Number: 225
Registered: 01-2010


Posted on Thursday, August 26, 2010 - 06:48 am:   Edit Post Print Post

I can't believe that bitch just left me sitting here. If I had opposable thumbs I'd drive the fuck off.
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Staff Trace Estes
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Post Number: 346
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Posted on Thursday, August 26, 2010 - 08:37 am:   Edit Post Print Post

It beats chasing after them
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Sometimes you're the dog.
Sometimes you're the hydrant.
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Staff Trace Estes
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Post Number: 347
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Posted on Thursday, August 26, 2010 - 10:21 am:   Edit Post Print Post

Roger loved the new ability,
but hated all the tickets
he was amassing for parking
in front of fire hydrants
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Sometimes you're the dog.
Sometimes you're the hydrant.
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Staff Trace Estes
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Posted on Friday, August 27, 2010 - 12:38 pm:   Edit Post Print Post

Now when I see a cat, there'll be Hell to pay!
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Sometimes you're the dog.
Sometimes you're the hydrant.
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Staff Trace Estes
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Post Number: 349
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Posted on Friday, August 27, 2010 - 12:39 pm:   Edit Post Print Post

Squirrels can't do over 10 mph
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Sometimes you're the dog.
Sometimes you're the hydrant.
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Patricia Wallace Jones
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Post Number: 299
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Posted on Saturday, August 28, 2010 - 12:53 am:   Edit Post Print Post

What's taking her so long? I told her to go in, grab the bones and run.
One gets to the heart of the matter by a series of experiences in the same pattern, but in different colors. ~Robert Graves~

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bruno teersteeg
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Post Number: 80
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Posted on Saturday, August 28, 2010 - 07:04 am:   Edit Post Print Post

Come on light! In this heat that chihuahua's starting to smell-should have stuck it in a garbage bag rather than mom's best blanket!




brunoT
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Staff Trace Estes
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Post Number: 350
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Posted on Saturday, August 28, 2010 - 09:57 pm:   Edit Post Print Post

Leon cruised the 10 city block area
he considered his turf, keeping an eye
on his bitches and the money he was making.
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Sometimes you're the dog.
Sometimes you're the hydrant.
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gaye mckenney
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Posted on Sunday, August 29, 2010 - 09:50 am:   Edit Post Print Post

Morgan Freeman made this look soooo easy.......
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Michael Cantor
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Posted on Monday, August 30, 2010 - 09:10 pm:   Edit Post Print Post

After the Advanced Obedience Training, and the driving lessons, Gladys dyed Bruno's ears to match her hair, and they were inseparable.
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Staff Esther Murer
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Post Number: 163
Registered: 12-2009


Posted on Tuesday, August 31, 2010 - 07:46 am:   Edit Post Print Post

... now signal right turn ...

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